Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just men that are norwegian

Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just men that are norwegian

Each one of these are real, either skilled by me personally or a few of my feminine friends. Okay okay, some I made, not too numerous actually. Hey, no body stated it had been unlawful to own just a little imagination ?whether you know Norwegian society well, or whether you know me well ? you can try to guess which ones I made up though, a good test to know.

1. Do you wish to have young ones with me? Or even, inform me. I’m 35, no time and energy to lose to you.

2 Just How times that are many week do you really train?

3. Would you like to be my “venn med fordell”? Me personally: Your just what? Guy: Friend with advantages, you realize, sex.

4. Can you like friluftsliv?

5. Don’t stand therefore near to my automobile. It’s a Tesla you realize, extremely expensive.

6. Will you be drunk? After all drunk enough to not ever remember that which we are planning to do?

7. Which nation can you result from? Oh We have a that nation coloured currently to my globe map of beginning of girls we had intercourse with. Me know, I am interested if you know any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania let!

8. Man: could you go far from Oslo? Woman: To where as an example? Guy: towards the village in Trondelag we spent my youth in and live 30 meters far from my parents. You understand, for the young ones to develop up in stuff and nature. Girl: What’s your title once more? Guy: Nevermind.

9. It had been this type of evening that is koselig spent together don’t you imagine?

10. To your waiter: No we’re spending separate. For me: You had a drink significantly more you had tonight than me, don’t forget to pay everything. Me personally, quietly: Screw likestilling.

11. I like the whale burger right right here, you need to have that.

12. Would you like to snus?

13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard can you choose? Me personally: we don’t know, we have actuallyn’t look over any one of them. Guy: (astonished) You don’t look over Knausgard? Exactly what Do you really read then?

14. What makes you therefore brief? Will there be a problem that is genetic your household?

15. Would you eat lutefisk?

16. Would you like to be a citizen that is norwegian? Have you thought to? Norway may be the greatest destination on the planet you realize.

18. Oh you’re that French woman who writes about Norwegians. How many visitors do you will get each week. Wow numerous? Is it possible to write on me?

19. What’s your 5-year plan?

20. Do you harm your self once I banged the cup home in the face? Oh you expected me to keep the hinged home for you personally? Sweety, this might be Norway, ladies are not addressed like young ones right here, they truly are likely to hold and carry every thing by themselves. It’s called sex equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – sometimes).

This really is mostly in what Norwegian males state, for those who have any input on strange things Norwegian females say on times, be my guest and contact me together with your some ideas! Additionally, when you have other input on things men say, carry it on. Note: this is prompted by a competition that is twitter #FirstDateQuestions.

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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things only men that are norwegian ”

We really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…

Om nom nom, whale

I possibly couldn’t find one which sounded comprised. Actually. They’re the same as that!

1 – 5 and 14, is my guess it out also I saw lot of them who like shorter girls that you used your imagination ?? Norwegians are mostly diplomatic in this case and don’t talk

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